I last met my girlfriend 10 weeks ago, and I think she's slightly psychotic...
I'm 5 ft 10 inches tall and she's 6ft 6inches tall with long legs, although I do suffer from Alice In Wonderland Syndrome and I feel at this moment 5 inches tall...
Anyway she took me to Ann Summers Lingerie Shop in Hanley, Stoke-on-Trent and she made me choose some sexy clothes for her...
She was wearing tights and a short skirt...
She was trying to get me to hide under her skirt, so she could press her legs against my body...
But I haven't heard anything else from her, I think we've fallen out..,